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Natalie Portman Puffs A Blunt And Raps Again On 'SNL'

Natalie Portman Puffs A Blunt And Raps Again On 'SNL'

Natalie Portman defended the Star Wars prequels and parodied Cardi B's "Bodak Yellow" in "Natalie's 2nd Rap", the follow-up to her first comedy rap song from 12 years ago. Portman made her SNL hosting debut in 2006, at which point she was coming off some strong dramatic turns in films like Garden State and Closer, and she was there promoting a different turn in V for Vendetta.

Portman headlined a couple of other sketches as well: one about a Star Trek-esque inter-species romance that hits a road bump, and a take on the odd powers and awkward adolescent crushes in Netflix's Stranger Things.

She may be a mom now, but Natalie Portman spits fire as hot as ever. Then she talks to about her French dancer husband, Benjamin Millepied, "My man dance but he's not a ballerino. Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though".

"Say somethin" "bout the motherfuckin" prequels, bitch", she raps while dressed as Queen Amadala and pointing a gun at a terrified fan.

"Say somethin' f*cking nice about Jar Jar Binks".

And then there's the truly epic #TimesUp moment. Now kiss "em on his 17 dicks while I sit there on your face and take a shit". Upon entering an abandoned, graffiti-covered garage, "Eleven" meets others who are "special" like her-and much like Eleven gets nosebleeds when she's using her powers, the characters must pay a price for their impressive gifts.

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